Oklahoma Speaker Blames TV for Mysterious Explosion of Explicit Walters Images

#OklahomaHouse #TVAccident #WhoopsieDaisy #PoliticalOops #SatireNews By: TheJestPress.com In a shocking turn of events this week, Oklahoma House Speaker Charles “GuessWhatNow?” McDaniels assured reporters that the explicit images which abruptly flashed across Superintendent Ryan Walters’ television set during a live education policy Zoom call were merely the result of a “bizarre accident."…

http://thejestpress.com/2025/08/06/oklahoma-speaker-blames-tv-for-mysterious-explosion-of-explicit-walters-images/?utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=jetpack_social

no one:

no one at all:

no one on this side of the Andromeda Galaxy:

Oklahoma House *passes "Christ Is King" resolution*

me: YE GODS can you people PLEASE stop showing everybody your ass and just DO YOUR FUCKING JOBS

https://kfor.com/news/oklahoma-legislature/oklahoma-house-passes-christ-is-king-resolution/

#Oklahoma
#OklahomaHouse
#priorities

Oh for fuck’s sake.

Oklahoma State Representatives upset that interim study on corporal punishment did not present more evidence in favor of hitting children.

They cite an Oklahoma psychologist who has held stubborn minority opinions on this issue for literally decades and also God.

As their evidence.

#Oklahoma #OklahomaHouse

https://www.okhouse.gov/posts/news-20231005_1