There are 8 million Squishmallows in the naked city...

#NYC #StreetPhotography #OhTheHumanity

@catsalad @Baa @Jes
So, it's a waste of perfectly good hardware AND chocolate. #ohTheHumanity
I know full well that this has been happening for a long time, but this is by far the worst year I've ever seen of people turning immediately to Christmas right after Halloween. Dammit, people, don't you know that we have turkeys to drop?
🚁🦃
#Thanksgiving #OhTheHumanity
@karlauerbach @GottaLaff As God as my witness... #OhTheHumanity

Sooo...there's a "proof of concept".

https://science.slashdot.org/story/25/07/31/1812236/worlds-oldest-baby-born-from-embryo-frozen-in-1994

How long before there are Embryo Banks set up the same way that the seed banks are? I mean, theoretically our species could get wiped out, and embryo thawed, placed in an artificial womb, and is born. And you know only embryos of the rich will be accepted.

But a baby by themself isn't going to be particularly useful. So...hundreds of babies being thawed at the same time and...what? Raised by machines? How far are we away from being able to make that happen?

I feel like I've just written a movie that's already been made.

#Future #OhTheHumanity

World's 'Oldest Baby' Born From Embryo Frozen in 1994 - Slashdot

The world's "oldest baby" has been born in the US from an embryo that was frozen in 1994, it has been reported. The Guardian: Thaddeus Daniel Pierce was born on 26 July in Ohio to Lindsey and Tim Pierce, using an "adopted" embryo from Linda Archerd, 62, from more than 30 years ago. In the early 19...

‘More than machinery, we need humanity. More than cleverness, we need kindness and gentleness. Without these qualities life will be violent, and all will be lost.’
motto ontleend aan toespraak The Great Dictator, Charlie Chaplin

Ooteoote-serie Poetry in motion, 514: Maciej Piątek, H-in-waiting
https://bit.ly/PIM514-piatek
#poëzie #animatie #rodelijn #vrede #Ohthehumanity
@wikkit @jpm What could possibly go wrong? #OhTheHumanity

The Donut Dilemma

You are standing in the break room of your office, starving after a long morning of meetings. Suddenly, a flood of your colleagues pours in, ravenous from their own mornings. To your horror, you realize there is only one single donut left in the box.

Your secretary walks in and immediately notices the remaining donut. She has been eyeing it all morning, knowing it's the last of its kind - a chocolate-covered cream-filled treat she's been craving all week. As she reaches for the donut, a junior executive dashes into the room and grabs the box, frantically searching for the remaining donut. When he sees your secretary reaching for it, he yells, "No way, that donut is MINE!" and takes off running, clutching the box to his chest.

Do you:

  • A) Do nothing, allowing your secretary to lose out on the donut she so desperately wanted.
  • B) Chase after the junior executive and wrestle the donut away from him, but in the process, knock over a pot of hot coffee and scald an intern who was innocently filling her mug, causing her to drop the mug and shatter it, forcing her to clean up the broken ceramic shards with her bare hands while dodging spills and puddles on the wet tile floor.

#TrolleyProblem #OfficeLife #Donut #NoGoodDeed #OhTheHumanity

A) Secretarial Sacrifice
33.3%
B) Coffee Chaos
66.7%
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Today's menu: Unreadable Typescript code, filled with dependencies and stuff that requires going somewhere and read documentation.

Docs written by devs. #ohthehumanity