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In Severance, Office Perks Couldn't Be More Sinister

There's no such thing as a free (work) lunch. Apple's Severance reveals why we should all be a bit cautious when it comes to corporate perks in everyday life.

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#officePerks aside from the water thingie, so we don't need to walk to the actual kitchenette, it would be cool if someone setup a micro business as a Viking reseller (or AWS etc), that ensured their clients always had enough whiteboard markers, screen wipes and postits, as these go missing/ get too old to work.

I normally work for companies too small to have a "head of postits" job role

So...return to office is kinda lame, is it?
Tell me, RTO people: at work on break, when using the restroom, did you have to wait for a homeless person shooting up in the toilet to finish so you could do your business?
Oh well, at least he flushed.
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