Mastodawn

#oddnewyearsresolutions Produce more tears every day. Literally, just let me cry.
#sjogrens

Building my own Mastodon instance, and outperforming a head of lettuce.

I solemnly resolve to dissolve, and revolve, and never let my toenails co-evolve.

#oddnewyearsresolutions die the way I lived... drowning in excessive amounts of strawberry jam

To build a sprawling underground complex, one room at a time, and fill it with monsters, traps, and treasure.

Remember to make overnight oats the night before even though I know I won’t want to eat them in the morning.

#oddnewyearsresolutions Go to Romania and eat Jerry’s Pizza 🤣

stop lying to people about new years resolutions

Search for that thing everyones fucking with before finding out.

Win the Greendale Community College paintball game so I can get priority registration