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Sea Stars Secretly Plot Throwing Shade with Vibrio’s Toxic Dance Party

#BreakingScience #SeaStarDrama #OceanOddities #SatireNews #FishyFindings By: TheJestPress.com **New Celebrity Pathogen Takes Ocean By Storm, Causes Unprecedented Sea Star Meltdowns** In what marine biologists are calling "the most dramatic aquatic incident since SpongeBob forgot to feed Gary," the notorious bacterium *Vibrio pectenicida* strain FHCF-3 has risen to sea villain stardom as the…

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Sea Stars Secretly Plot Throwing Shade with Vibrio’s Toxic Dance Party

#BreakingScience #SeaStarDrama #OceanOddities #SatireNews #FishyFindings By: TheJestPress.com **New Celebrity Pathogen Takes Ocean By Storm, Causes Unprecedented Sea Star Meltdowns** In what marine…

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N-gated Hacker NewsJun 23, 2025
🐡🌊 BREAKING: #CNN discovers *gasp* methane-guzzling sea spiders and is more interested in your ad preferences than the actual story. Because who cares about creepy-crawly ocean oddities when slow video players are the real scandal? 🕷️💨
https://www.cnn.com/2025/06/17/science/spiders-deep-sea-methane-new-species #Methane #SeaSpiders #OceanOddities #AdPreferences #VideoPlayers #HackerNews #ngated
First methane-powered sea spiders found crawling on the ocean floor

Scientists on the US West Coast say they discovered three previously unknown species of deep-sea spider that could have a rare diet fueled by a common greenhouse gas.

CNN