sooooo...
I was swimming at the pool on campus today, and my bikini bottoms slipped off on the diving board!
I, um, I kinda didn't notice for a while. Not until another girl came up and handed them to me, giggling.
I wonder how many people saw my vagina.
#oops #swimming #bikini #girl #funny #lewd #story #WardrobeMalfunction #humiliation #vagina #nsfw
'Even with two additional staff joining the effort, the team appeared to struggle as the robot continued its erratic gestures – its hands reportedly flinging sauces as they tried to subdue it.'
I think we're all used to the departure boards in #Osnabrück being somewhat broken, but this one is new to me:
"Busf" departs in 2824 minutes
(≈47 hours, supposedly in realtime as indicated by the relative time)
I took this photo on the way back from our visit to @warpzone on 22.03.26 at 02:28, so if anybody would like to know what this ominous departure is, they're cordially invited to check on 24.03.26 at 01:32 at Uni/OsnabrückHalle.
#oops #brokenscreens #digitalsignage #dfi #öpnv #aesys
sometimes_things_get_complicated

Why do I feel like this might not be the most well-thought out plan?? #Airtravel #TSA #Oops
Turns out I don't have a 16Mbps internet connection at all.
I have a 274.09 Mbps connection with a 16Mbps bottleneck at my firewall.
Feckity feckity feckity feck! How embarrassing.

France says it’s taking “appropriate measures” after a naval officer’s use of the Strava sports app inadvertently enabled journalists to geolocate the aircraft carrier Charles de Gaulle in the Mediterranean. Le Monde newspaper said Thursday it traced a naval officer’s March 13 run and then matched the Strava data to a same-day satellite image. The newspaper said the jogger was likely on the carrier or a nearby escort ship. A French military spokesman said Friday that sailors get regular warnings about connected devices and geolocation.