Mastodawn

🧊 freezr 🥶10h ago

Out of curiosity I bought and #cook a pack of #bokchoy and... #OMG... Delicious... 🤤

Easy to prepare and cook, extremely tasty... How I couldn't notice it earlier... 🤔

Stably introduced in the weekly menu from now on!

👨‍🍳

Script Kiddie 1d ago

A Possible US #Government iPhone-Hacking #Toolkit Is Now in the Hands of Foreign Spies and Criminals

source: wired.com/story/coruna-iphone-…

A highly sophisticated set of iPhone hijacking techniques has likely infected tens of thousands of phones or more. Clues suggest it was originally built for the US #government.

A very big no thank you to the #NSA and #CIA for not making the the #internet more secure 🙁

#news #fail #ethics spy #tracking #surveillance #usa #cybersecurity #security #online #iphone #politics #hack #hacker #cybercrime #crime #hijack #exploit #vulnerability #smartphone #mobile #omg #wtf #infection #secretservice

A Possible US Government iPhone-Hacking Toolkit Is Now in the Hands of Foreign Spies and Criminals

A highly sophisticated set of iPhone hijacking techniques has likely infected tens of thousands of phones or more. Clues suggest it was originally built for the US government.

WIRED

Script Kiddie 1d ago

A Possible US #Government iPhone-Hacking #Toolkit Is Now in the Hands of Foreign Spies and Criminals

source: wired.com/story/coruna-iphone-…

A highly sophisticated set of iPhone hijacking techniques has likely infected tens of thousands of phones or more. Clues suggest it was originally built for the US #government.

A very big no thank you to the #NSA and #CIA for not making the the #internet more secure 🙁

A Possible US Government iPhone-Hacking Toolkit Is Now in the Hands of Foreign Spies and Criminals

A highly sophisticated set of iPhone hijacking techniques has likely infected tens of thousands of phones or more. Clues suggest it was originally built for the US government.

WIRED

Script Kiddie 2d ago

Why we don't have to worry to live in #Idiocracy in the near #future ... 😱😵‍💫

#meme #fail #darwinaward #darwin #problem #maga #qanon #education #wisdom #life #destiny #tools #security #AmongUs #society #politics #omg #wtf #health #nerd #humor #just4fun

Puncha Not See 2d ago

So I made Skittle a dress by hacking the lower leg off of some discarded pants and slicing 2 arm holes into it and now I can't stop laughing... 😸

#cat #dress #omg

Brian Harrod 3d ago

#OMG... That Noise You Heafr Is Xi Laughing In The Background....

WAIT? WHAT!.... Military burned through more of limited Tomahawk stockpile. Might need them in war with China...

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/ar-AA1XiEP1

Brian Harrod 3d ago

#OMG... 22 killed as Shiites storm US Consulate in Pakistan over killing of Iran supreme leader....

https://apnews.com/a3cc0c3c6f126cc54a657f61d312a203

Brian Harrod 3d ago

RUSSIA WARNS: "TRUMP UNTIED OUR HANDS"

THANKS TRUMP... #OMG... Russians threaten horror strikes on Europe in revenge for Iran - 'Trump untied our hands'

#WOW... It comes as Russian President Vladimir Putin expressed condolences over the death of Iran's Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei....

https://www.express.co.uk/news/world/2176868/russia-threatens-horror-strikes-europe

Jane Withnolastname 3d ago

#funny #sick #wtf #omg #naked #nude #nudity #explicit #prolapse #FuckedUpPictures

FunHouse Radio 3d ago

"The post posited three possible explanations for how the snake wound up in the bathroom: it "fell through the bathroom vent from inside the roof," it "snuck in during the day and was hiding until night time" or "someone in the house is a Witch and turned themself into a snake."
#weird #weirdnews #offbeat #odd #animals #omg #scare
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/02/26/australia-Sunshine-Coast-Snake-Catchers-Queensland-bathroom-python/1881772127476/

Watch: Large python makes midnight visit to home's bathroom - UPI.com

An Australian snake catcher responded to a late night call from a Queensland resident who found a large carpet python lurking in their bathroom.

UPI