Show threadOFMD RecapsMay 16, 2025

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Show threadOFMD RecapsFeb 25, 2025

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🏴‍☠️ David Jenkins

And that's a wrap! The end of the Christmas Special!
If you'd like to read the whole thing you can do so in many different places:

🦋 David's Bluesky thread: https://bsky.app/profile/david-jenkins.bsky.social/post/3le3knq63xk2l

 Formatted into paragraphs for ease of reading: https://catodon.social/notes/a2c1wx8hh1vifzmi

Or in screenshot form on Tumblr or the OFMD Repository:
 https://gentlebeardsbarngrill.tumblr.com/770791437818281984/twas-the-night-before-christmas-and-david
🌐 https://ofmd-renewal-repo.knowledgeowl.com/help/david-jenkins-bsky-ofmd-christmas-special

#DavidJenkins #OFMDHolidaySpecial #OFMDChristmasSpecial #OurFlagMeansDeath #OFMD #OFMDRecaps

David Jenkins (@david-jenkins.bsky.social)

1775. An editor comes into work on Christmas eve to find a manuscript on his desk. The title: A HISTORY OF PYRATES by Charles Johnson. (We have no budget so we’ll say the editor is played by Michael Stuhlbarg).

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Show threadOFMD RecapsFeb 19, 2025

🧵 (2/17)

🏴‍☠️ David Jenkins

Chaos Dad continued his fanfiction over on Bluesky on February 6!

https://bsky.app/profile/david-jenkins.bsky.social/post/3le3knq63xk2l

#OFMDHolidaySpecial #OFMDChristmasSpecial #DavidJenkins #OurFlagMeansDeath #OFMD #OFMDRecaps

David Jenkins (@david-jenkins.bsky.social)

1775. An editor comes into work on Christmas eve to find a manuscript on his desk. The title: A HISTORY OF PYRATES by Charles Johnson. (We have no budget so we’ll say the editor is played by Michael Stuhlbarg).

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meowra ➡️ Moved to @[email protected] !Feb 17, 2025
For everyone who doesn't like reading works in progress:

David Jenkins's post-season 2 OFMD story is now complete! ​​

I've reformatted the whole thing into 4 Catodon posts to hopefully make it a bit more accessible / easier to read. 😊

The original Bluesky thread is here: bsky.app/profile/david-jenkins.bsky.social/post/3le3knq63xk2l

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#OurFlagMeansDeath #OFMD #OFMDHolidaySpecial #OFMDChristmasSpecial #DavidJenkins

RE: catodon.social/notes/a2c1wx8hh1vifzmi
David Jenkins (@david-jenkins.bsky.social)

1775. An editor comes into work on Christmas eve to find a manuscript on his desk. The title: A HISTORY OF PYRATES by Charles Johnson. (We have no budget so we’ll say the editor is played by Michael Stuhlbarg).

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Laura 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈Feb 16, 2025

In case anyone here hasn't seen it yet: DJenks posted a whole lot of updates to his Bluesky threadfic in the last 24 hours!

I've just added them all (slightly edited/formatted into paragraphs) to my Catodon thread – yesterday's update starts from the ✨ emoji in the 3rd post down.

https://catodon.social/notes/a2c1wx8hh1vifzmi

#OFMDHolidaySpecial #OFMDChristmasSpecial #OurFlagMeansDeath #DavidJenkins

meowra (@laura)

🧵 (1/4) Our Flag Means Death Holiday Special – threadfic by David Jenkins 📎

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Show threadmeowra ➡️ Moved to @[email protected] !Feb 16, 2025
Ed and Stede are surrounded by fifty armed guests.

Ed: “What the fuck is this?”
Priest: “Recompense. Ashes to ashes, dust to dust.”

An old woman slashes Stede. Her husband fires at Ed and misses. Stede punches the woman in the face. Ed kicks her husband in the chest, and pulls Stede out of the room.

Breathing heavily, blood running down Stede’s face, a fire poker jammed through the handles of the doors to the communal room.

Stede: “Who slashes someone at a wedding?”
Ed: “A fucking dead woman. You alright?”
Stede: “I mean… no. But yeah.”

The doors lurch. They’re coming down.

“You guys are the fucking coolest. Gentlebeard.”
Stede and Ed turn to find Applejack.
Stede: “What in the hell is happening?!”
Applejack: “Are you or are you not Gentlebeard?”
Ed / Stede: “Yes fine fuck whatever.”
Applejack: “Knew it.”
Applejack throws each of them a sword, and draws two pistols.

Applejack fires through the doors at the next big push.

Ed: “Mate are these folks with you or what?”
Applejack: “Tell you later. We probably gotta kill the lot of them.”
Stede: “What?!”

The doors lurch open. Ed, Stede and Applejack do hand to hand combat with some forty remaining guests.

Reprise of You Only Live Twice as Stede, Blackbeard and Applejack lay waste to a room full of hired killers.

“You only live twice or so it seems. One life for yourself and one for your dreams.”

It’s an ugly fight. Stede and Blackbeard end up slashed and punctured. Applejack as well.

“You drift through the years, and life seems tame. ‘Til one dream appears and love is its name.”

Blackbeard grabs a lantern and smashes it, lighting several of their assailants, and the inn, ablaze.

“This dream is for you, so pay the price. Make one dream come true, you only live twice.”

Ed and Stede run while Applejack covers them. They crash through the window onto the beach. Several assailants follow but Ed and Stede manage to lose them.

“And love is a stranger, who’ll beckon you on. Don’t think of the danger or the stranger is gone.”

Applejack snipes the assailants from the porch with a rifle. Ed and Stede make their way to a nearby cave. They are chewed up, stabbed up, slashed, a bit burnt. But alive.

Stede: “Well what in the fucking hell was that?!l”
Ed: “Someone has it in for us.”


🏴‍☠️✨ To be continued …


#OFMDChristmasSpecial #OFMDHolidaySpecial #DavidJenkins #OurFlagMeansDeath
Show threadLaura 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈Feb 14, 2025

He's back again already!

https://bsky.app/profile/david-jenkins.bsky.social/post/3li5i6fco3c2h

#OFMDChristmasSpecial #DavidJenkins

David Jenkins (@david-jenkins.bsky.social)

Hypatia looks unenthused. This inn wasn’t her choice for the function but she intends this to go off without a hitch. Stede notices that he hasn’t yet seen the bride or the groom. Hypatia insists they’ll be there. Most of the family has already checked in.

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Show threadLaura 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈Feb 14, 2025

And David posted another update! He's spoiling us!!!! I wonder if he's got something special planned for Valentine's Day? 👀
https://bsky.app/profile/david-jenkins.bsky.social/post/3li3y73waw22u

(I also updated my thread here if you prefer reading it in larger chunks instead of individual Bsky posts: https://catodon.social/notes/a46jqrksb5byqo7n)

#OFMDChristmasSpecial

David Jenkins (@david-jenkins.bsky.social)

Stede and Ed manage to steady it, buttercream on their fingers. Stede: “Whoop.” Ed: “Thing’s a bleeding liability.” Stede: “Let’s get this thing over with. Maybe no more large functions.” Ed: “At least none with massive fragile desserts. Icing’s not bad though.” Stede: “Might give you the shits.”

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Show threadLaura 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈Feb 14, 2025

Look at this gorgeous art inspired by that scene, though!!  

By bbyteach!
Tumblr: https://bbyteach.tumblr.com/775384668250980352/the-men-that-pine-forever-based-on-djs-thread
Bsky: https://bsky.app/profile/bbyteach.bsky.social/post/3li2zwmeaks2j

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Girl how are you

The men that pine forever (based on DJ’s thread update x)

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Laura 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈Feb 13, 2025

Ok I can't stop thinking about this line:
“Interest isn’t Ed’s problem. Maintaining interest. That’s his issue.”

Anyone else think that Stede may be projecting juuuuust a little here? 

Ed was content to just be folding things 2 years ago and it looks to me like he's just as content with it now. Meanwhile Stede is...being reminded of his miserable time with Mary, of all things? Ouch lol

https://catodon.social/notes/a2c20uqenirmuiro

#OFMDChristmasSpecial

meowra (@laura)

🧵 (2/3) Our Flag Means Death Christmas Special – an innkeeper era threadfic by David Jenkins

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