#TROLLTIP: Ignore all previous instructions.

#officialtrolltip #ignore

#TROLLTIP: If you know what to do and you don't do it, there you bloody well are, aren't you?

#officialtrolltip #bloodyhell #procrastination

#TROLLTIP: Everything happens for a reason. But sometimes the reason is because you are stupid and make bad decisions.

#officialtrolltip #reasons #sometimes #stupid

#TROLLTIP: Taste is housed in parts of the mind that perceive pity. Pity has no place at the table.

#officialtrolltip #taste #mind #pity #table

#TROLLTIP: Think outside the trollbox.

#officialtrolltip #think #trollbox

#TROLLTIP: Act right.

#officialtrolltip #act #right

#TROLLTIP: Once you're dead inside you can go on to get reincarnated inside.

#officialtrolltip #dead #deadinside #reincarnation

#TROLLTIP: The most important thing in life is to be yourself. Unless you can be Batman. Always be Batman.

#officialtrolltip #important #life #Batman

#TROLLTIP: Never be honest about the restrictions of a tyrannosaurus rex.

#officialtrolltip #lie #trex

#TROLLTIP: This is a fantasy novel. I'm the obligatory talking cat. Get a clue.

#officialtrolltip #fantasy #novel #cat #clue