Now I wanna open a chain of 24 hour diners called “Eye Oh Dine” and we’ll serve idodine tablets with every order to help keep your thyroid from collecting the radioactive Iodine-131 from nuclear fallout.

Might be a short term business, or could you say: a flash in the pan, or if the impacts are after dark, would it be fly-by-night?

Either way: it’s really gonna blow up.

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