Apparently, Nubs and Gizmo like toy tractors and the owner of said 1/16 scale John Deere 9400 and 9420 four wheel drives who’s the 61 year-old goober kind enough to have them displayed on his dining room table.
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There’s times when you have to lie in bed nearly sideways because at the foot of the bed, two cats have taken over and plopped their little butts wherever they bloody well want.
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If I didn’t know better, I’d say Nubs and Gizmo wanna go out ondeck with me for some tunes, hot tea and a little Maker’s Mark Kentucky Straight Bourbon Whiskey this fine Saturday night. Can’t say as I blame em; beautiful end of a 61 degree day up here a week after all the “blizzard” shit.
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They look zonked but fear not; as soon as I get up and go to the kitchen it’s Gizmo who shows up first, sitting and meowing and acting like he’s starving. Then, it’s Nubs making his way to the kitchen and he sits next to Gizmo and I suddenly have two cats who have me cornered, looking up at me, Gizmo continuing with the meowing and Nubs just … there. So, it’s treats and while they eat, I sneak past and get back to the La Z Boy.
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My couch potatoes.
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“So, are you two little assholes ready for some lunch? And Gizmo, don’t bother acting like you’re zonked; as soon as I exit the La Z Boy, you’re gonna jump up and beat me to the kitchen, wailing, so don’t even, dude.”
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Turn on the beside lamp this morning and what do I see?
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You’d never know, by looking at these two, the world is such a shit show.
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Shhhhh. In the words of Elmer Fudd, “Be vewy, vewy quiet.”
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When ya get to the house over the lunch hour because it isn’t YOUR lunch hour - it’s THEIR lunch hour.
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