#notSoHumblebrag: So far at this new job I have corrected others’ critical mistakes on network segmentation, IPSec configuration and related firewall/routing, DICOM/PACS, and SIP registration for fax over IP. Next up is recovering a couple failed hard drives across multiple RAID arrays.
I don’t mean to diminish any of the folks who made those mistakes—these are hard topics and most of them are due to crunch exhaustion. But I am proud I’ve been able to cover so many topics, either new or rusty.
So today I did a thing. I returned back to #E51 to fix my reputation after I horribly bonked last year. On the first image you can see my "progress" during 2023 race and how I was basically just dropping down in the ranking. On the right you can see fresh 2024 result where I managed to do the opposite on _every single_ leg of the race. Finishing time 8:17:42. Improving my PB by 51mins 50seconds.
Not to brag, but a pre-weekend group chat started sharing selfies to kick off the anticipation, and from hottie in the bath with butt sticking out above the bubbles, to another naked hottie in bed replicating the pose, I escalated by replicating the pose also in bed, but with cuffs and a gag, and having almost exclusively been playing on the D end of the spectrum recently, my accessorising worked, because when the three of us moved to the bedroom, I was told to put my cuffs on, lie down, and shut up, while they chained me to the bed so they could have their fun.
And blimey did they have their fun 🥵 😏
I also got to utter a new-to-me phrase too: "Sorry, my legs won't move any further, I'm still chained to the bed. Do you still have room to get your cock in her cunt too?"
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Huh, today’s ‘Murdle’ was rather unsatisfying. I solved it in, like, six minutes. :(
#Annoying pain of modern life, broke the screen on my old phone so that 90% of it was unreadable. Unfortunately everything, apps, banks, chat apps, etc. require being able to see the old phone screen in a normal phone to phone migration... Sooo frustrating!
But hey, I got a new phone! #Pixel7Pro #NotSoHumbleBrag #StillFrustrating
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