RE: https://psiren.eu/@PSiReN/116116767958651501

#ZoinkesAndJinkies...?!

#SadNews...

#IT's #NotReallyNews; but, #Still...

#SadNews...

The #LocalCharity that #Wanted #MyOldDumbTelly for #Easter has #Decided that they don't want #IT #Now; #Because... #MyOldDumbTelly is #Not a #SmartTelly...

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Use it or lose it.

I've started listening to twenty minutes of national news per week.

It's not that I want to know what's going on, I just don't want my bullshit detector to get rusty.

#NotReallyNews
#LifeAndHowToLiveIt

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingTeaTimeNotNews, with #Coffee and #Treats...

#GoodNews! #IT's #NotReallyNews; but, #IT's #StillGoodNews...

#TheBFF has #Found #SomeStollen; #IT's #NotStolen... #IT was #ReducedToClear and is #StillGood until #March2025...

There is #ZeroRisk of "they/them" #LastingThatLong...

#CarryOn... #AsYouWere...

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Like any other card company 🤷🏼‍♂️

#NotReallyNews
https://mastodon.social/@macrumors/112356213212602543

The mass shooter in Philly is white. SCOTUS is about to review a fictitious anti-gay case and it's very, very hot in Toronto. Oh, and the Blue Jays suck right now. Now that you're all up to date, I'm heading out to the back deck to check the pool. Have a good one!

#news #notreallynews #toronto #mildisn'tit #buffalobill'sdefunct