#BREAKING
Teen Gang Arrested At Circle K for Stealing Cigarette Lighters and Slim Jim pepperoni sticks.

Pam Bondi Demands Life In Botswana Without Parole.

"But we're fucking white kids!" claims anxious deportee.

NOPE says DOJ.

#1980sBreakingNews
#HashTagGames
#NotNecessarilyTheNews

BREAKING:
Heat Miser and Snow Miser Plot to Destroy Christmas
Southtown Residents On Edge; Santa MIA

#NotNecessarilyTheNews
#FauxNews
#USpol
#comedy

BREAKING:
Baby-Man Invades Sovereign Country, Kidnaps Leader, To Compensate For Tiny, Flaccid Weiner
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#NotNecessarilyTheNews
#comedy
#USpol
#Venezuela

BREAKING:
Scientists Discover What The Hell Is Wrong With White Republican Women
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#NotNecessarilyTheNews
#USpol
BREAKING:
Marjorie Taylor Greene: "I'm Retiring To Spend More Time With My Remaining Toes"
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#NotNecessarilyTheNews
#USpol
BREAKING:
FBI Search Of The Lorax's MD Home And DC Office Turns Up Pine Seedlings And Watering Cans
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#NotNecessarilyTheNews
#FauxNews
BREAKING:
In response to reports of Donald Trump giving a red Tesla car, a gift from Elon Musk, to 1-800 Carz4Kidz, Elon Musk Tweets he is giving to the Salvation Army a Trumpy Bear that was gifted to him by Orange Hitler.
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#NotNecessarilyTheNews
#TrumpVsElon
#FauxNews

#MagnumPI s1e12 (1981) - 9/10
An absolutely-delightful episode!

1️⃣ #BabsGreyhosky (#TheATeam, #Riptide) is one of the writers. It's a strong story about a daughter searching for her long-lost father, and it is laugh-out-loud funny all the way through.

2️⃣ #NoahBeeryJr. (#TheRockfordFiles) is the charming-rogue father. #AnneBloom (#NotNecessarilyTheNews) is the golly-gee-whiz daughter. Both are perfect.