You don’t get to reinterpret my lived experience. #Vague #NotAboutAnyOfYou

🎶Nobody asked you!🎶 #VaguePost #NotAboutAnyOfYou

Days like this make me so glad I cut you out of my life years ago. #NotAboutAnyOfYou

How nice for you. #Vague #NotAboutAnyOfYou

Way to go! Congratulations! You’ve burned a significant bridge, ::redacted::! Good going! I don’t think there will be a way to rebuild that one anymore. #Vague #NotAboutAnyOfYou

Whatever, man. My friendship to you shouldn’t be based on whether or not I buy whatever you’re selling. I’m not made of money. I’ll support you every which way I’m able to, but if you only care when I buy a thing, that’s not friendship, that’s bullshit. #Vague #NotAboutAnyOfYou

It’d be really super if you stopped demonizing food. All I did was share a recipe, that sounds delicious, with you. Fucks sake! #Vague #NotAboutAnyOfYou

Shut up shut up shut up shut up!! #VaguePosting #NotAboutAnyOfYou

You are exhausting. #Vague #NotAboutAnyOfYou

Maybe, just maybe, you’re a whackadoo? #VagueToot #NotAboutAnyOfYou