No matter how hard I try to trim my nose hair, there are always several just lurking up there.

#NoseHair #BodyHair

Your mid-thirties are (apparently) the part of your life when you voluntarily pull nose hairs, and involuntary sneeze blood.

#aging #lifestyle #nosehair #horror

My nose hairs are almost indistinguishable from my eyebrows. Could be worse. Could be like pubes. Imagine a nose with 70s bush. You’re welcome. #BodyHair #NoseHair
Yeah I know I am old, so what? Great present! #Birdie #nosehair #oldmanhair
I would like to grow a handlebar mustache so impressive that you don't notice it's actually 40% nose hairs by volume unless I sneeze. #mustache #nosehair