Here's why #iPhone have more and better apps than #Android: Android #development is fucking agony.

Why must it use qemu to make device-emulation extra slow on an arm laptop?

Why is the virtual device manager so broken? It doesn't list existing devices until I add a new one. Thanks Obama.

Why do virtual devices consistently fuck up and cease to work?

Why do I have to debug web-applications via Chrome on my desktop? Chrome is an ad-delivery system and spyware, I should not have to rely on it for development.

And now Android Studio has been stuck updating for 10 minutes.

Thanks to the broken shit-heap I spent 3 hours yesterday and 2 hours today looking for a non-existing issue in my code caused by this IDE-for-monkeys. Of course, I should have gone the vibe-coder way and blamed the tooling instead of my code because in this case it turned out to be true.

This is running on a Mac Studio with all of the CPUs and RAMs. Why is it so slow?!? I've used the #Nokia SDK in the early 2000s and it was more user friendly then this shit-heap. I hope #Google gets torn to pieces for this tortuous experience.

#Hate!
The funniest part, howewer, is how I made it #play #music. I know I can toggle a pin to produce a square wave with a certain frequency, but I don't know anything about music and correspondence between notes and frequencies, and I surely didn't want to reinvent the wheel.
The recommended way to play music with a #microcontroller is to use a #DAC meant for that, or some sort of polyphonic chip, but I needed a simpler and hackier way.
And i found it in the awesome #esphome documentation: https://esphome.io/components/rtttl.html
ESPHome supports #RTTTL. What's RTTTL? Do you remember painstakingly typing letters on your #Nokia gummy keyboard, copying it from some #90s magazine, to have the last and greatest #ringtones? Yes, that format was called RTTTL, and is supported by ESPHome! What a trip in the past!
I'm deadly serious, just look at the relevant wikipedia page! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ring_Tone_Text_Transfer_Language
🧵
Rtttl Buzzer

Instructions for setting up a buzzer to play tones and rtttl songs with ESPHome. **NEW:** Or play the song using the I2S speaker.

ESPHome
No wonder she never got any texts back.
#nokia #furry #datedreference

Uimakoulut täyttyivät jopa sekunneissa Tampereella – syynä kesä

Tuhat innokasta ei mahtunut uimakouluun Tampereella. Myös Nokialla uimakoulut täyttyivät hetkessä.

https://yle.fi/a/74-20178510

#Harrastukset #Uimataito #Uimakoulut #Tampere #Nokia #Kotimaa #Pirkanmaa

Uimakoulut täyttyivät jopa sekunneissa Tampereella – syynä kesä

Tuhat innokasta ei mahtunut uimakouluun Tampereella. Myös Nokialla uimakoulut täyttyivät hetkessä.

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Takaa-ajo Nokialta Tampereelle pysähtyi piikkimattoon – poliisi löysi autosta peukkua

Poliisi otti tiistai-iltana kiinni kaksi henkilöä vaarallisen takaa-ajon päätteeksi Tampereella. Autosta löytyi alfa-PVP-huumausainetta.

https://yle.fi/a/74-20178542

#Rikosepäilyt #Alfapvp #Takaaajo #Liikennejuopumus #Tampere #Nokia #Sisäsuomenpoliisilaitos #Kotimaa #Pirkanmaa

Takaa-ajo Nokialta Tampereelle pysähtyi piikkimattoon – poliisi löysi autosta peukkua

Poliisi otti tiistai-iltana kiinni kaksi henkilöä vaarallisen takaa-ajon päätteeksi Tampereella. Autosta löytyi alfa-PVP-huumausainetta.

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Empresa HMD, comercializadora de Nokia, anuncia reducción en EE. UU. por “entorno geopolítico complejo”

Aunque el anuncio de HMD no señala un abandono completo del país norteamericano, su tienda en línea ya no está disponible.
La entrada Empresa HMD, comercializadora de Nokia, anuncia reducción en EE. UU. por “entorno geopolítico complejo” apa [...]

#AaronWest #Aranceles #Celulares #EEUU #EstadosUnidos #HMD #Nokia #Omdia #País #Smartphones #TeléfonosMóviles #ÚltimaHora

https://semanariouniversidad.com/pais/empresa-hmd-comercializadora-de-nokia-anuncia-reduccion-en-ee-uu-por-entorno-geopolitico-complejo/

Empresa HMD, comercializadora de Nokia, anuncia reducción en EE. UU. por “entorno geopolítico complejo” • Semanario Universidad

Aunque el anuncio de HMD no señala un abandono completo del país norteamericano, su tienda en línea ya no está disponible.

Semanario Universidad

Empresa HMD, comercializadora de Nokia, anuncia reducción en EEUU por “entorno geopolítico complejo”

Aunque el anuncio de HMD no señala un abandono completo del país norteamericano, su tienda en línea ya no está disponible.
La entrada Empresa HMD, comercializadora de Nokia, anuncia reducción en EEUU por “entorno geopolítico complejo” aparece p [...]

#AaronWest #Aranceles #Celulares #EEUU #EstadosUnidos #HMD #Nokia #Omdia #País #Smartphones #TeléfonosMóviles #ÚltimaHora

https://semanariouniversidad.com/pais/empresa-hmd-comercializadora-de-nokia-anuncia-reduccion-en-eeuu-por-entorno-geopolitico-complejo/

Empresa HMD, comercializadora de Nokia, anuncia reducción en EEUU por “entorno geopolítico complejo” • Semanario Universidad

Aunque el anuncio de HMD no señala un abandono completo del país norteamericano, su tienda en línea ya no está disponible.

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Mario Kart Tour (Vacation Tour 2025 Bonus Challenges Gameplay) [Android] https://youtu.be/Pr9NzV1fTt8?si=M26Fkk5vzQYpiIsq via @YouTube

#Nintendo #MarioKartTour #Android #MarioKart #Android13 #Nokia

Mario Kart Tour (Vacation Tour 2025 Bonus Challenges Gameplay) [Android]

YouTube

A set of games of this development. In CellBlock the limitation on game levels is broken, it does not need to be registered. In the rest enter any six numbers, if you do not do this, the game will be blocked. This banner will appear after several launches, just enter the numbers and continue playing. Files provided by Ink321.

https://archive.org/details/cellblock-1-0-0-170-main

#Nokia #NGage #Symbian #retrogaming