#GoodMorningHorn and #HappyHappy #HappyPostEurovisionPizzaForBrunchDay....!

I hope you've all #RestedWell and have #FunThings to do...

1: #TwitterX is still a #DumpsterFire
2: #Mastodon is #Lovely; and,
3: #There is a #FreshPotOfCoffee on the #Go...

The #PrideOrange #WarMachine is #StandingBy... #IT's #FullOfDiesel... And, #TheMagickBlueJuice... #NoOilChangeRequired

#ChooseYourAdventure...!

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingMidMorningBiscuitNotNews... #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews... And, #SomeWeather...

#IT's a #GreyAndGrizzly #FancyHatFurzday; but, we have #Biscuits:

1: #TwitterX is still a #DumpsterFire
2: #Mastodon is #Lovely; and,
3: #There is a #FreshPotOfCoffee on the #Go...

The #PrideOrange #WarMachine is #StandingBy... #IT's #FullOfDiesel... And, #TheMagickBlueJuice... #NoOilChangeRequired

#ChooseYourAdventure...!

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#GoodMorningHorn and #HappyHappyBaconSammidgeDay...

#MyLittleBigBuddy #Still hasn't #Found his #MissingSock; I've #HiddenIT #QuiteWell...

1: #TwitterX is still a #DumpsterFire
2: #Mastodon is #Lovely; and,
3: #There is a #FreshPotOfCoffee on the #Go...

The #PrideOrange #WarMachine is #StandingBy... #IT's #FullOfDiesel... And, #TheMagickBlueJuice... #NoOilChangeRequired

#ChooseYourAdventure...!

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#Meanwhile...

#InOtherNotNews...

#MyLittleBigBuddy #Still hasn't #Found his #MissingSock; I've #HiddenIT #QuiteWell...

1: #TwitterX is still a #DumpsterFire
2: #Mastodon is #Lovely; and,
3: #There is a #FreshPotOfCoffee on the #Go...

The #PrideOrange #WarMachine is #StandingBy... #IT's #FullOfDiesel... And, #TheMagickBlueJuice... #NoOilChangeRequired

#ChooseYourAdventure...!

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#GoodMorningHorn and #HappyHappy #HappyStuffAndNonsenseDay...!

Have we all got our #BaconSammidges? #Ready...?

#BTW: #ICYMI:

1: #TwitterX is still a #DumpsterFire
2: #Mastodon is #Lovely; and,
3: #There is a #FreshPotOfCoffee on the #Go...

The #PrideOrange #WarMachine is #StandingBy... #IT's #FullOfDiesel... And, #TheMagickBlueJuice... #NoOilChangeRequired

#ChooseYourAdventure...!

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#GoodMorningHorn and #HappyHappy #HappyStuffAndNonsenseDay...!

Have we all got our #BaconSammidges? #Ready...?

#BTW: #ICYMI:

1: #TwitterX is still a #DumpsterFire
2: #Mastodon is #Lovely; and,
3: #There is a #FreshPotOfCoffee on the #Go...

The #PrideOrange #WarMachine is #StandingBy... #IT's #FullOfDiesel... And, #TheMagickBlueJuice... #NoOilChangeRequired

#ChooseYourAdventure...!

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#Meanwhile...

#IT's another #FrostyFrizzly #Start to #TheDay...

1: #TwitterX is still a #DumpsterFire
2: #Mastodon is #Lovely; and,
3: #There is a #FreshPotOfCoffee on the #Go...

The #PrideOrange #WarMachine is #StandingBy... #IT's #FullOfDiesel... And, #TheMagickBlueJuice... #NoOilChangeRequired

#ChooseYourAdventure...!

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingPostSammidgeTimeReportAndAnalysisNotNews...

#SomeThawing is #GoingOn and #MyLittleBigBuddy has been a #GoodBoy... He shall #Receive: #ExtraCuddles; a #Biscuit, and #OneKiss

#Meanwhile, the #PrideOrange #WarMachine is #StandingBy... #IT's #FullOfDiesel... And, #TheMagickBlueJuice... #NoOilChangeRequired

For #TheLittleFroggies...!

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingNearlySammidgeTimeNotNews... #DefinitelyNotNews and #Weather, with the #BiscuitAndDieselForecast presented by #RedBeanBear...

#IT's #JollySunny in #TheOutside, #Today...

#IT's #JustAsWell we #PackedSammidges, aye...? | #AllSammidgesMatter

We have #Plenty of #Biscuits and we're #AlsoFine for #Diesel... #NoOilChangeRequired...

#ForScienceAndRaspberryYoghurt...!

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