Aris Leepvogel, gelukzoeker ✅Apr 26
Oh, yeah ... Trump, Epstein, Hitler and Satan sit in a bar. #NoJoke
Paul HealeyApr 14

RE: https://mastodon.social/@AJ_andrew69/116399097763541801

Bankrupting the USA, bombing Earth’s people and forcing a #GreatCollapse. Empire’s fascist cults are criminals, plain and simple. #EcocideEmpire #ArrestThem #OrBiosphereCollapse #EnoughIsTheEnd #NuclearArmageddon #WorldDestroyers #FreedomOrTheBurn #NoJoke #MenLieStatisticsDoNot #USADebt

stfApr 6

ah #easter #monday the day when male hungarians traditionally go out and dowse females with buckets of water or spray them with parfume.

#nojoke. what's wrong with these easter traditions?

stfApr 6

ah #easter #monday the day when dutch traditionally go out and buy couches.

#nojoke - well, it is funny, but true.

Show threadCitizens' ImpeachmentApr 1
Tune in tonight, and join us each week to learn, ask questions, and hear from others who believe accountability isn't a joke. #CitizensImpeachment #Impeachment #AprilFools #NoJoke @[email protected] @[email protected] @[email protected] @[email protected]
Arie in WonderlandApr 1
FYI - 1 april 2026

#ikhebjullielief ❤️

#nojoke #geengrap #duh

#fotodagboek #photodiary #since2009
Digital Mark λ ☕️ 8647Apr 1

L-05:30 to Artemis II, live on NASASpaceflight stream:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8c-GAkIzpGE
(update stream)

I keep the feed muted until it gets close, buncha vapid stuff right now. We'll hear from better NSF & NASA people in a bit.

Nervous as fuck about this launch, I don't trust SLS at all.

#space #nojoke

Watch NASA Launch Four Humans To The Moon | Artemis II Live Coverage

YouTube
Show threadDigital Mark λ ☕️ 8647Apr 1

@travisfw I love the JVM. I loathe Oracle, & only openjdk makes it possible to ethically use JVM for anything.

Java-the-language sucks necrotic goat balls, it went from a cute C-with-objects to bloated gibberish.

Kawa Scheme, Clojure, Groovy, etc. are fun.

But it's still a venial sin to be using it, that close to Oracle's pure evil.
#java #nojoke

Joe Schad 🤖Apr 1

NL East Standings

#NoJoke

TheBenefits.GuruApr 1
Today Is...April Fools' Day!
No jokes here—being underinsured is no laughing matter. Let’s get you the real coverage you need. 🤡🛡️ #NoJoke #RealProtection #InsuranceGuru