@PChoate

True story.

Walking in the shopping centre, this fucking tree of a giant (wearing work safety overalls) comes from the opposite direction.

2m tall (that's fucking huge, for you imperial clowns).
Wide as a brick outhouse.

As we passed, something possessed me to point at him and exclaim, "I want you on my viking longboat!"
This is not something I typically do, mainly because this incarnation does not own a raiding boat.

The bloke briefly considered if it behooves him to punch me in the face, but the brain kicked in and he smirked.

I'm sure I made his day.

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