Mastodawn

Dat hot dissypeered
Now it gloomy and gway
Da mama's hed hurts
By her side's ware I stay

Firs we chase into da twee
And den Figgy pounce on me!
We wessle hard, we kik and bite
Den Figgy takes a west from fite

He pounce agen, but den he fall
And he pwetend he not at all
He jump up hi, da wessle end
My winning stweek I still defend

Sunbeam hides
Behind da smoke
Da skys be gway
Da lite be orwinge

I look outside
Da window closed
Da mama coffs
From all da stink

I mew at her
Downstairs, I say
To hab a nap
Ware it be cool

Wen I get to go outside
I not allowed to rome
I stay close to mama
And I neber stway from home

But yesserday, wen inside time
I kwikly sneeked away
I not come wen mama called,
Til fwee ay em I play

Mama ses stay hydwayded
Wif all dis hot hot hot
So wen I go outside to play
I dwink a lot lot lot

Figgy finks he big boy
But a big boy he not be
He jus like a baby
And he nuffing be like me

He all soft and silly
Making biskits, singing song
Liddle Figgy, neber big
Foreber heer belong

Altho it hot, I still wants out
I go to dor, I plee and pout
I go outside, I get my way
I go eksplor, I go and play

But it not long til I is done
Da hot too hot, it not be fun
I go inside, I not want mor
I turn to puddil on da flor

Sunbeam be hot
Boyling da air
Da hous like a oben
We all go downstairs

We sleeps ware it kool
Wen beddytime comes
Da mama's hed hurts
From all da big hot

I sleep beside mama
Protekting her, purring
Figgy comes too
And sings lollybye

Figgy in da jungil
Playing Figgy games
Finking he be fearse
Wen he jus small and tame

Hiding in da flowers
Hunting bugs and flys
Moobing slow and kwiet
Copy me, he twies

Figgy
Figgy in da jungil
As he starts to sing
e e e e e e e a eeee eeee!

In da yard, as I eksplor
I smells da toona
Toona sammich

I spot da mama on da step
And I smells toona
Toona sammich

I come kwik, befor she's done
Cuz I wants toona
Toona sammich

I start to gwab, makes shur she shares
Cuz I likes toona
Toona sammich