Shame Kevin didn’t put Mega Mushrooms in his partner’s omelette so she’d have just grown giant instead of dying from poison. #ninebodiesinamexicanmorgue

The Mexican soldiers’ red berets look like what the UNIT soldiers wore in 2000s Doctor Who. #ninebodiesinamexicanmorgue

What these people really need is a round table find out who is killing their crashed plane survivors. #ninebodiesinamexicanmorgue

They really should just do what they do on The Traitors and hold banishment ceremonies to find out who the murderer is. #NineBodiesInAMexicanMorgue

‘I’ve never hurt anyone in my entire life’ - Famous last words maybe? #NineBodiesInAMexicanMorgue

‘This is what I came here for’ - What, to find yourself stranded in the middle of Mexican desert, as though you’re stuck in an episode of Lost? #NineBodiesinaMexicanMorgue

‘I didn’t kill him, Lisa’ - ‘I’m not a Traitor, I’m a Faithful!’ #NineBodiesinaMexicanMorgue

The food they eat in this drama looks worse than the meals the celebrities get on I'm A Celeb. #NineBodiesInAMexicanMorgue