Last night we watched the movie #NightTeeth which was an alright Vampire/Hunter movie. It is a shame Megan Fox got the role she did. Like, she can act but got that role? Sadness

I also got some alone time to just float in the pool a bit which was nice. Some days I just want to have the silence. I mean, it didn’t last as long as I wanted, but some is better then none

These vampires should consider turning into zombies, because eating someone’s brain is the closest they’ll ever get to having one.
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Night Teeth (2021)

Night Teeth’s vampires follow three rules: 1) never reveal their existence to humans; 2) never feed on anyone without their permission; and 3) never enter Boyle Heights without authorization. The f…

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These vampires should consider turning into zombies, because eating someone’s brain is the closest they’ll ever get to having one.
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https://humbertroget.wordpress.com/2023/07/29/night-teeth-movie-review/
Night Teeth Movie Review

Night Teeth’s vampires follow three rules: 1) don’t let humans know of their existence, 2) don’t feed on someone without their consent, and 3) never go to Boyle Heights without permissi…

Humbert Roget
Yeah, I know it's not particularly good. I'm a sucker for middling-but-fun modern-set vampire flicks though, so I enjoyed it anyway. My ★★★ review of Night Teeth (2021) on Letterboxd: https://boxd.it/3TVqJ5 #NightTeeth #Horror #Letterboxd
A ★★★ review of Night Teeth (2021)

Look, I get that on any real objective level, Night Teeth is a very "meh" sort of film. The moment this Adam Randall-directed flick opened up with narration that felt the need to explain how vampires work in literally every modern-set vampire movie, I literally said out loud, "Oh no..." And that's what we have here -- a pretty by-the-numbers action flick with splashes of horror here and there about sexy vampires and sexy humans in a shadow war with the fate of Los Angeles more or less at stake. It's Blade without the dhampir and the Marvel trappings; it's