"Every loser wins" - Nick Berry

Jean sums up what we all think.

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"Every loser wins" - Nick Berry

Walking round the poles like that, does he think he's the next George Michael?

Nick, mate, you can only aspire to be the new Andrew Ridgeley.

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"Every loser wins" - Nick Berry, Wicksy from The East Enders. The good news: Nick can sing well, he holds the notes and emotes quite decently. And he doesn't star in his own promo clip.

But the song is another by-the-numbers Simon May production, and we're just counting the beats until the drum comes crashing in about halfway through.

Trite lyric, limp orchestration, not cool and not of great merit. Which explains why it sold 200,000 copies this week.

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