Back In Newt's Day They Had Balloon Scoopers That Scooped Balloons Out Of The Air And Soda Pop Cost A Nickel
Every news headline is stupider than the last.
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Idaho GOPer Wants Kids To Work For Their Tater Tots
'Starve the children' never goes out of style.
WonketteYour Future House Speaker Hakeem Jeffries Schools Republicans With The ABCs Of Leadership
That's a damn fine speech.
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Kevin McCarthy’s Speaker Battle Shows Newt Gingrich’s GOP Is Truly Dead
The former House Speaker was a notorious thorn in the side of the party’s establishment. And even he thinks the Republican rebellion against McCarthy has gone too far.
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Republicans In Flawless Disarray Over Tuesday's Speaker Vote
Grovel some more, Kevin!
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