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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingDiablo4WorldNotNews... #NotNearly24... #OftenLess... #FrequentlyFewer, with #Biscuits...

Have the #RacistHomophobes at #SSG complied with #EULaw, yet? #StillNope™️

#Meh - #NoOneCares; that's #Why #IT's #NotNews... #IT's #StillNotNews; #DefinitelyNotNews...

#SeasonOfWitchcraft: #DayTwentyEight and #Still #StuffToDo...

#Things are #StillReallyGood... With lots of #ShingShing, #VeryBigHammers™️ and some #OnlineChopping... We've also got #PSiReN-#Hex with #TheRightStaff™️... [The #Hashtag is #Silent]

We're #TotallyFineForBiscuits... And, #Hooray for #NotLotRO...

And, #FancyHats...

#BTW: #IF you don't want to go #FullOnPyromaniac; there are #CareerOptions... You can #Always be a #NewBarbarian...

With a #SparklyPony...

Or, #BeAWerewolf... #BeAwareWolf...

#HappyHappy #FictionalChristmas, even though #IT's #NotChristmas and #ChristmasIsBullcrap...

For the #FancyBats with #FancyHats...!

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#Since the #SeasonOfWitchcraft is already #UponUs and in the #RightfulExpectation of a #ZeroResponseRate, #MyLittleBigBuddy has #Recommended that I #Embark on a #NewBarbarianOdyssey... #IT's "#Brutal; #ILikeIT..." with #VeryBigHammers™️

His #NewBarbarian has been #RolledIn to the #PSiReN-Group #Roster; so, he gets a #BigBunch of #ParagonPoints to #Spend... #GoodForHim...

#IThink he's going to #TakeABreak from #Diablo4World and #SpendSomeTime in the #Borderlands(sesses)...

#DontPanic; #IT'll be #SmoothieTime... #Soonish™️...

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingMovieNightNotNews... #NotNearly24... #OftenLess... #FrequentlyFewer...

Our #WestWingMarathon continues. #SeasonTwoDown; we #Lost #MrsLandingham... We know she was #JustFictional; but, we also #Retained #DrBartlet (#AlsoFictional)... We #Sense a #Loss... I'm #SureShaw we'll all be #JustFine by #SeasonThree...

#Meanwhile, #TheBFF is #ReadingInBed; #MyLittleBigBuddy is #BeefingUp his #NewBarbarian #AlsoInBed - #ADifferentBed... #MyBed...

While... I'm #JustAbout to #TakeOut #IronMan with some #Dante and #DormammuEnergy... #SoulEnergy, #ToBePrecise...

We've eaten #All the #ReducedToClear #Stollen; but, we #Still have #ChristmasChocolates... #IT's #NotEvenChristmas; because #ChristmasIsBullcrap...

#IT's #NiceChocolate™️... #AllTheSame...

#ToTheSnugglyBlankets; because #IT's #MightyFrizzly in #TheOutside...

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingDiablo4WorldNotNews... #NotNearly24... #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews... And, #SomeWeather...

#Portals and #SpookyStuff...

#IT's been #GreyAndGrizzly and #MightyFrizzly in #TheOutside, #Today... There was a #Prophecy...

#MyLittleBigBuddy's #NewBarbarian has had a #GoodNight... With #VeryBigHammers™️

#IT's "#Brutal. #ILikeIT..."

With a #SparklyPony...

#IT's #GoodToHaveOptions... #RedBeanBearSaysSo and he's got #FluffForBrains™️...

And, a #SparklyPony

The #RacistHomophobes at #SSG could #LearnALot from #GrownUps... And, #TheRightStaff™️

The #Forecast is for #MoreDiablo in #Diablo4World... And, #Biscuits... We're #FineForDiesel

#SeasonsGreetings #GoblinCrushingSeason | #KnowTheRules and #TryNotToKillAnyone

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingDiablo4WorldNotNews... #NotNearly24... #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews... And, #SomeWeather...

#Portals and #SpookyStuff...

#IT's #GreyAndGrizzly and #MightyFrizzly in #TheOutside, #Today... There was a #Prophecy...

#MyLittleBigBuddy's #NewBarbarian has had a #GoodNight... With #VeryBigHammers™️

#IT's "#Brutal. #ILikeIT..."

With a #SparklyPony...

#IT's #GoodToHaveOptions... #RedBeanBearSaysSo and he's got #FluffForBrains™️...

And, a #SparklyPony

The #RacistHomophobes at #SSG could #LearnALot from #GrownUps... And, #TheRightStaff™️

The #Forecast is for #MoreDiablo in #Diablo4World... And, #Biscuits... We're #FineForDiesel

#HaveFun | #KnowTheRules and #TryNotToKillAnyone

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingDiabloWorldNotNews... #NotNearly24... #DefinitelyNotNews... #StillNotNews...

#MyLittleBigBuddy has #Finished #HittingThingsWithHammers for #Today and he's #Done #AllHisChores; #So...

He gets to #BeefUp his #NewBarbarian a #LittleBit...

#IT's "#Brutal. #ILikeIT..."

#AlsoAvailable in #PlumAndRusty...

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingDiablo4WorldNotNews... With #VeryBigHammers™️... And, a #LateNightBiscuit and #MilkyDrink: #Update...

#MyLittleBigBuddy's #NewBarbarian has had a #GoodNight...

#IT's "#Brutal. #ILikeIT..."

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingDiablo4WorldNotNews... With #VeryBigHammers™️... And, a #LateNightBiscuit and #MilkyDrink: #Update...

#MyLittleBigBuddy's #NewBarbarian does #LookTheBusiness; the #VeryBigHammers are #VeryBig... #SenseOfProportionControl

The #ShingShing is #AllOverThePlace... In a #GoodWay...

#MyLittleBigBuddy has #Developed a #Habit of #SneakingUp #BehindMe (he is #OverTwoYards #Tall / #Stretched across 0.0010402-#NauticalMiles and #Built like a #BrickShitHouse... #IDigress) and #Whispering "Brutal, I like it..." In #MyEar when I #LeastExpectIT...

I'm #NotWorried; I'm the #One making the #ArmagnacAndWhiteChocolateCheesecake... And, #HeKnows what's #GoodForHim...

#Anyways... The #RaspberryShortbread is #VeryNice... We're going to #HaveAnotherOne...

#AsYouWere | #NothingToSeeHere

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingDiabloWorldNotNews... #NotNearly24... #DefinitelyNotNews... #StillNotNews...

#MyLittleBigBuddy has #Finished #HittingThingsWithHammers for #Today and he's #Done #AllHisChores; #So...

He gets to #BeefUp his #NewBarbarian a #LittleBit...

He's #DoingPrettyWell... #AllThingsConsidered...

#HappyHappy #AnotherPrideMonth...

#IT's #JustAsWell that we're #LongWeekendReady, aye... #LookNoQuestionMark

There shall be #MoreSwashbuckling and #Biscuits... And, #FancyHats... With #VeryBigHammers™️ and #TheRightStaff™️...

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#So... #NY... With #TheBowSelector™️ and a #NewBarbarian...

#WhatsHappening...

Has the #AngryOrangeWotsit appeared before a #WarCrimesTribunal; or has that #NotHappened, yet...?

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