#MyPosition is #BroadlyThis; I've:

#NeverBeenMarried;
• I don’t want to #GetMarried; and so,
• I'm #StillNotMarried

Why #People #GetMarried is a #Mystery...

🧙​🤖🐺🤖​🧙 | ​🦹​🦄​​​🦹 

Why do #PeopleGetMarried...? [#SelectAllThatApply]

Because #Society tells them to #Constantly;
0%
#ForTheChildren;
0%
For the #TaxBreaks;
0%
For the #ImmigrationStatus;
0%
For the #Convenience; and/or,
0%
Because they're #Arseholes...?
0%
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