I don’t know what happened, nurse
Must’ve caught it in the door
Now it’s swollen like a marrow
And it’s very, very sore

I was painting the ceiling
Up a ladder when I slipped
The toilet brush was on the floor
And went on a little trip
(up my arse)...
https://medium.com/prismnpen/i-just-fell-f1dcc060162c?sk=2789eb746d74168d89ef027c8ac1f0cd

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