"So you're saying that people who have an affinity for trombones, also have an affinity for farts and dinosaur noises?" - CHRIS GETHARD, We Can't Name It FeetFinder, Beautiful/Anonymous #BeautAnon #NationalPassGasDay #ChrisGethard

"This story contains a LOT of fart sounds." - DALLAS TAYLOR, Mix Notes: Dumb Farts, Alien Crickets & Junkyard Instruments, Twenty Thousand Hertz #TwentyThousandHertz #NationalPassGasDay #DallasTaylor

"I did a fart sound!" - DAVE COULIER, Some Time With... Dave Coulier! (Part 1), How Rude, Tanneritos! #fullhouse #NationalPassGasDay #DaveCoulier

"Who sharts more?" - CALLER, What Would Ian MacKaye Do?, Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People #BeautAnon #NationalPassGasDay

"I would rather smell a fart!" - ANDREA BARBER, 'Gotta Dance' Recap Season 5, Episode 8, How Rude, Tanneritos! #fullhouse #NationalPassGasDay #AndreaBarber

"Every now and then I gotta fart." - JORDAN DUFFY, Goodbye Toby, Part 2, Office Ladies #OfficeLadies #TheOffice #GoodbyeToby #NationalPassGasDay #JordanDuffy

"We're the farts!" - BRIAN LYNCH, WET HOT AMERICAN SUMMER (2001) with actresses Marguerite Moreau ('Katie') and Madeline Blue ('Cure Girl'), Hey, That's Me! - A Commentary Podcast #HeyThatsMe #NationalPassGasDay #BrianLynch

"When you smell your own farts, it's not THAT disgusting!" - JORDAN HOFFMAN, 12/8/25-12/14/25, The Daily Zig #TheDailyZig #NationalPassGasDay #JordanHoffman

"And I need to fart forever." - JORDAN DUFFY, Goodbye Toby, Part 2, Office Ladies #OfficeLadies #TheOffice #GoodbyeToby #NationalPassGasDay #JordanDuffy

Dammit, I missed #NationalPassGasDay yesterday, Jan 7. I mean, I passed as much as I normally do, but would have been nice to know I was officially allowed, maybe even encouraged, to do so.