"But wait, I hear you say, there are red M&M's® in my candy bag today!" - NICOLA TWILLEY, Eating the Rainbow: Or, the Mystery of the Orange Oranges, the Red M&Ms, and the Blue Raspberry, Gastropod #Gastropod #NationalMandMDay #NicolaTwilley

"And they are, you know, M&M's with arms and legs and smiles." - SIMONE POLANEN, How The Green M&M Got Sexy, Not Past It #NotPastIt #NationalMandMDay #SimonePolanen

"The wokes are making it hard for me to visualize having sex with an M&M, and I am upset!" - KATIE GOLDIN, Apples, Secretly Incredibly Fascinating #sifpod #NationalMandMDay #KatieGoldin

"So now we know that the M&M's have relationships!" - MARY HALLOWELL, How The Green M&M Got Sexy, Not Past It #NotPastIt #NationalMandMDay #MaryHallowell

"So the brown M&M's were like the canary in the coal mine!" - IRA GLASS, Fine Print, This American Life #TAL #ThisAmericanLife #FinePrint #NationalMandMDay #IraGlass

"And he convinces Hershey to go in on this new candy - the M&M." - SIMONE POLANEN, How The Green M&M Got Sexy, Not Past It #NotPastIt #NationalMandMDay #SimonePolanen

"The essence of M&M's is deceit!" - PETE PHILLIPS, M&M's, Y'all Heard #YallHeard #yallheardpod #NationalMandMDay #PetePhillips

"I mean, first of all, she's an M&M!" - SUSAN CREDLE, How The Green M&M Got Sexy, Not Past It #NotPastIt #NationalMandMDay #SusanCredle

"They had little M&M's printed with Jim and Pam." - JENNA FISCHER, Secret Santa, Office Ladies #OfficeLadies #TheOffice #NationalMandMDay #JennaFischer