"And that, so far, is the story of Beano." - NARRATOR/HORSEHAT, The Ass End [Series Finale], Mission to Zyxx #MissiontoZyxx #NationalBeanDay #Narratorhorsehat

"Beano shop local!" - BEANO, The Unbearable Tightness of Bean [Season 4 Finale], Mission to Zyxx #MissiontoZyxx #NationalBeanDay

"You've seen beans before, right?" - CHAD, The (Redacted) [ft. Michael Cruz Kayne], Mission to Zyxx #MissiontoZyxx #TheRedacted #NationalBeanDay

"Do it for Beano!" - BEANO, The New Norm [ft. Dru Johnston], Mission to Zyxx #MissiontoZyxx #NationalBeanDay

"THAT is a HOT bean." - PLECK DECKSETTER, Crush Into Me [Season 2 Finale], Mission to Zyxx #MissiontoZyxx #CrushIntoMe #NationalBeanDay #PleckDecksetter

"Beano find sexual tension delicious!" - BEANO, The Crews' Ship, Mission to Zyxx #MissiontoZyxx #TheCrewsShip #NationalBeanDay

"Anyway, this does not have beans in it." - BROTI GUPTA, ant colonies//cincinnati chili, Lecture Hall Podcast #lecturehallpod #lecturehallpodcast #NationalBeanDay #BrotiGupta

"I thought it was gonna be that little bean with Dar's legs." - AJ-2884, The Emperor Strikes Wack [Season 3 Finale], Mission to Zyxx #MissiontoZyxx #NationalBeanDay

"They can bloom and grow baby beans at temperatures where pintos will just give up." - NICOLA TWILLEY, Like Water in the Desert, Gastropod #Gastropod #NationalBeanDay #NicolaTwilley

"How many wedding beans did he eat THAT day?" - LAUREN KILBY, S3 E1 Fecal Fugitive - Part One, Who shat on the floor at my wedding? And other crimes #whoshat #NationalBeanDay #LaurenKilby