Ok. I have made an enemy for life.
Mate at the bar with 6/7 Yr old daughter.
Greetings exchanged, I launched into the "Who has been kissing boys" centuries-old explanation for Tooth loss. Tooth fairy inflation was discussed. #NanowarOfSteel's ToothFairy song was briefly attempted.
And then I said- Well if you want to keep your new teeth you can never ever ever have sweeties again. Her dad laughed.
1 hour of crying kid later her dad is still laughing but her mother isn't. The Kid HATES me 😆