Anna Saultron 
Nanofiction
Year 3999
Doctor to patient.
"Your lacking in all vital nutrients and your plastic levels are dangerous low. With such low levels you can't stand the daylight sun at all, remember only plastics keep your skin from burning away."
"Are their any other dangers?"
"Your bones will get stiff and heavy and your body will loose its ability to keep the necessary radioactive particles."
"But Doctor there must be a change of turning this around?"
"You can start a credit card diet, chew on a toothbrush if you have spare time. Licking Seagullotters might help but they must be fresh, that also could stabilize your radioactive particles and maybe a liter of fresh Ocean water daily."