Gunman’s Elevator Error Leads To NYC Tragedy, NFL Offices Escape Unscathed

#NFLMixUp #ElevatorFail #SatireNews #NYCStories #TheJestPress By: TheJestPress.com In what can only be described as the most poorly executed “mission” since the Jets’ last playoff appearance, Mayor Eric Adams announced today that the gunman responsible for the tragic shooting at a Manhattan building was actually targeting NFL offices—but fate, and a spectacular lack of elevator etiquette,…

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Beautiful lunch with our friend Tom D., one of the all-time great New Yorkers. Always leave with a list of books to read, movies to watch, and stories to remember.

Favorite new story, Tom at a holiday party at the Player’s Club. So & so says “Audra McDonald deserved the Tony she won for …”

Tom “She didn’t win one for that.”

S&S “She did, bet you $100.”

Tom goes you’re on, goes to the next room and brings Audra over.

Audra “I did not win a Tony for …”

S&S still hasn’t paid up.

#nycstories

I need contemporary fiction set in New York City. Anyone have good suggestions?

#booklist #nycstories #nycfiction #writinglife #novels #literature #bookgroups #fiction #literaryfiction