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There are #SomeDays that I #QuiteMiss #MyOldJag...

As #V8s #Go; #IT #WentLikeStink...

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#Jaguar S-Type Promo | #ObsoleteCommercial

https://youtu.be/NGG7pXNQ_xQ

#Epilogue: #PartOne of #Several

When #MyOldJag was returned #AllShiny and #Sparklez, I called the #LoanCarCompany to let them know to #CollectTheirVehicle...

They got #QuiteHufty and #Insisted I take #Time out of #MyDay to do their #Job for them; #Presumably because they were #Unable to do #TheirOwnJob and "needed" me to #DoIT #Better for them...

And, I'm #ReallyExpensive, #Remember...

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#ToBeContinued #SomeMore...

https://vmst.io/@PSiReN/110401449818822847

#PartSe7en of #Many:

#So... It was #AllTheyHad in #Stock; but, they would try to find a #SuitableReplacement #ReplacementVehicle as soon as possible... #ASAP

#MyOldJag was on an #Estimated 12-day #TurnAround for #Repairs; so, it was #NoBiggie #OneWayOrAnother

#MyBuddy remarked that watching me #Exit the #Cinquecento was like watching #Shrek escape from an #EggCup...

#ToBeContinued #SomeMore... With #AnotherBiscuit...

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#PartFive of #Many:

#MyOldJag was #Repatriated and upon #ReturningHome, I was required to #ChopIn the #OmegaThing for another #LoanCar of #EquivalentSpecification

#Unfortunately, the #LoanCarCompany didn't have #AnythingSuitable at #TheTime; so, he "had" to give me a #Fiat: #Cinquecento, and #TheGuy tried #SoHard to #Convince me that it should be #Considered an #EquivalentSpecification...

#ToBeContinued #SomeMore...

Is #IT #BiscuitTime, yet...?

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#IF (and #IT's a #BIG #IF) we're sitting #Comfortably with our #FavouriteBeverage and #NarcoticsOfChoice within #EasyReach; then, I shall begin...

#PartOne of #Many:

#TheBFF and I were due to visit some pals in #Glasgow... We'd decided to #JourneyUp from #London #Overnight; #HeadingUp via #Cumbria in the expectation that we'd #JourneyBack via #Northumberland...

#Anywho... I #Stuffed #MyOldJag into a #PetrolStationForecourt in #Preston...