Ah'm the ghost of Sen. James Eastland, hijacking @[email protected]'s account to tell you #MyBidenStory, NOT #MyBernieStory. Here it's hot as...well, never mind...I never did cotton (get it: "cotton"?) to that Sanders fella, a NY liberal Jew if ever there was one. But Joe's one of us.

#MyBernieStory is trending No. 1. Where is #MyBidenStory? He's number one in the polls, right? Beloved of the senescent multitudes? Where are the Biden people? Where?