Bonus #Joke
Q: What’s the most musical part of a turkey?
A: The drumstick.
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What’s the difference between a jazz clarinetist and a large pizza?
A large pizza can feed a family of 4.
How many oboe players does it take to change a lightbulb?
Only one, but they have to try at least twenty to find the right one.
How do you know a drummer is knocking at the door?
The beat gets faster.
What's perfect pitch on a saxophone?
When it lands in the dumpster without hitting the sides.
How do you get an oboe player to play A flat?
Take the batteries out of his electric tuner.
A boy decides he wants to play the tuba. His dad rents him one and gets him lessons. The boy leaves on Fri at 6p for his lesson, comes home at 7:30p. His dad asks him how his lesson went. "Oh it was great. I learned how to play B Flat."
The next Fri he has another lesson. "How'd it go?" "Great. I learned how to play E flat."
The next Fri he leaves at 6p for his lesson, and gets home at 2 a.m. His dad asks him why the lesson took so long. "Oh, I didn't have a lesson, I had a gig."
What’s the difference between oboe players and government bonds?
Government bonds eventually mature and earn money.
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