🎶 Show me where this bug is hiding
Tell me, IDE, 'cause I need to know now
Oh, because
My broken code is killing me (and I)
I must confess, I still believe (still believe)
That this code can be made to work
Give me a sign
Hit this breakpoint one more time!
🎶
I'm dreaming of a white-box test
that covers everything I know
🎶
Away in an object, the bits in a row.
I call the constructor to see where they go.
I look down upon thee, and what do I see?
Exceptions and stacktraces taunting me.
Be near me, debugger, I ask thee to stay
Quite close to my bytecode, and help me today;
To find all the bugs and the NullPointers too,
'cause I need to ship this before Christmas is due.
🎶
Don't run my test, my achy flaky test
I just don't think you'd understand
And if you run my test, my achy flaky test
It might blow up and kill this build, oooh!
Hanno Embregts 🎤🎸
Alina Yurenko
Hanno Embregts 🎤🎸