Like, all of the #Hermitcraft people are just how I remember all the #Minecraft YouTubers!
They're playful, whimsical, fun, quirky and a bit childish in a good way.

I had a crush on #Grian all the way back when I was a kid. He has a cute voice and a cute personality! And same for some others. It's all very gay.

But…

I just found out that the person I'm watching the current HC season at, #MumboJumbo, just turned 30.
And that he's the second youngest one.

Like, I know 30 isn't old in isolation. But it made me look up what everyone else's ages were. It couldn't be right, could it?

Grian is 32?!! Some hermits are retirement age?!

I thought they were all like 17–29 year old twinks!! I looked up some pictures and some of those cute funny Minecraft beans who I mentally write #fanfiction about look like suburban dads!! 😭😭 Most of them are, like, straight up old men!

Are we all this old now?? Are the silly YouTubers I grew up watching now also, like, in their 40s??

I swear to god someone stop the calendar.