Wonkette Movie Night: Bend It Like Beckham

'Anyone can cook aloo gobi, but who can bend a ball like Beckham?'

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Wonkette Movie Night: The Blues Brothers

'I hate Illinois Nazis.'

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Wonkette Movie Night: My Man Godfrey

'Prosperity is just around the corner.' ' Yeah, it's been there a long time. I wish I knew which corner.'

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Wonkette Movie Night: Pee-wee's Big Adventure

'Be sure and tell 'em, Large Marge sent ya!'

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Wonkette Movie Night: Charade

'Of course, you won't be able to lie on your back for a while but then you can lie from any position, can't you?'

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Wonkette Movie Night: Cheech & Chong's Up In Smoke

'Keep on knockin' but you come in!'

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Wonkette Movie Night: The Adventures Of Priscilla, Queen Of The Desert

Happy Wonkette Movie Night One Year Anniversary!

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Wonkette Movie Night: Monty Python's Life Of Brian

'Always look on the bright side of life!'

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