ok but in this bold new age of biometric logins, no one's talking about accessibility for those of us with weak-ass fingerprints. #hypermobility #teamWonkyCollagen #mostlyKidding

Stardew valley is very educational. It has helped me to see that large social gatherings are perhaps an efficient way to "raise your hearts" with a large number of people by talking to each of them a little without having to hunt them down one by one.

So, maybe it's not just some form of torture invented by extroverts... it's just a friendship assembly line. Efficiency! Go to the coffee hour and say hello to each person and you are done for the week.

#mostlyKidding #unless #grumpyIntrovert

Given that all systems have a finite amount of memory, and also can only accept a finite set of inputs:

Aren't all programs finite state machines? Assuming you're willing to model enough states, inputs, and transitions...

#programming #DeepThoughts #MostlyKidding

All my "guilty pleasure" podcasts are focusing on antediluvian society and potential connections to UFOs and Bigfoot.

If I was the type to *be* one of those types, I'd begin to wonder if something was up.

#Conspiracy #MostlyKidding

@sminnee @sean @simon Chronic ReplyGuy here. No! That's bad! #notAllReplyGuys #mostlyKidding
@matt Did people who were Transported to the Americas from the UK in the 16th century have luggage?
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@chartier I want it to rainbow strobe! #MostlyKidding

Anyone else disappointed and now annoyed that this color option in #iOS’s built-in markup tools doesn’t actually turn your arrows, scribbles, and outline objects into actual rainbow colors?

#tech #MostlyKidding