Mastodawn

@carasutra “Tracts of land”. #MontyPythonAndTheHolyGrail

@chris
“Brave Ms. Findlay ran away!”
“No!”
“She bravely ran away, away!”
“Oi *didn’t*!”
“When danger reared its ugly head,
“She bravely turned her tail and fled!”
“Oi *never*!”
“Brave Ms. Findlay turned about,
“And gallantly she chickened out!”
“All lies!”
“Bravely taking to her feet,
“She beat a very brave retreat,
“Bravest of the brave, Ms. Findlay!”
“*OI NEVER!*”

#BCPoli #MontyPythonAndTheHolyGrail

AnneTheWriter Apr 29

Bonus #Joke
Completed in 1856, #BigBen was designed by architects Charles Barry and Augustus Welby Pugin and took 13 years to build.
...Which is crazy long, considering they were working around the clock.

(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)

#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #DadJoke #KingCharles #KingCharlesIII #Royalty #RoyalFamily #KingCharlesVisit #MontyPythonAndTheHolyGrail #MontyPython #TheHolyHandGrenadeOfAntioch

William Hamilton Apr 23

@linuxgal
“She turned me into a celery stalk!”

“A *celery* stalk?”

“I got *better*…”

#MontyPythonAndTheHolyGrail #LostInSpace #TheGreatVegetableRebellion

Fernando Briano Apr 18

Went to a silly place today

#DouneCastle #MontyPythonAndTheHolyGrail

Peter K. Lauer Apr 10

Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelled of elderberries! 😬😬 #punindented #punintended #wortspiele #wortwitze #cartoon #cartoonhumor #kalauer #flachwitze #homokalaueriensis #homopuniensis #ostern #osterhase #montypythonandtheholygrail #ritterderkokosnuss #trojanischerhase

Keith Mar 17

I miss the times when the saddest thing was when passing ruffians could say ‘Ni’ at will to old ladies. #currentevents #montypython #montypythonandtheholygrail #KnightsWhoSayNi #fuckfascism

Kät´n´Toots (she/her)Mar 14

Of course, on Pi Day, I’ll be treating you to some suitably bad puns about Pi.
Let’s start with the ultimate level of nerdiness: the knights who always say Pi.
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Natürlich versorge ich euch am Pi-Tag mit adäquaten schlechten Wortwitzes bzgl. Pi.
Beginnen wir mit den ultimativen Nerd-Level: die Ritter, die immer Pi sagen.

#KätToon #PI #MontyPython #PiDay #PiTag #KnightsOfNi #RitterDieImmerNiSagen #RitterDerKokusnuss #314 #MontyPythonAndTheHolyGrail