EPA Gonna Punch That Climate Emergency Right In The Snoot!

Stop it, Joe Manchin, we will pull this yacht over right now!

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New EPA Emissions Rules Will Speed Up EV Transition, Turn Everyone Trans

I Sing the Chassis Electric

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Biden's Woke Water Will Deny Americans 'Forever Chemicals' Their Bodies Crave

But it will cost money to remove them from drinking water. Is better health worth money?

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Republicans Choo Choo Choose To Ignore Rail Safety

No, it's the children who are wrong.

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James Comer Announces Plan To Turn Oversight Committee Into Benghazi-Dick Pic-Cancel Culture-Palooza

The GOP bench is not deep.

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