Happy #ChristmasEve to those who celebrate & a #MerryFuckingWhatever to everyone else!

#Today I attended a #FriendsMeeting & realized that my "small, still (ha!) voice" & I need Couples Counselling 😂 Any other #Quakers relate?

I think my Sunday meditation sessions going forward for a while need to be about "relationship repair" with the Spark of the Divine that lives within me.

I've come to know this Spark as an aspect of God as #Trickster which is a strong 1st step.

#QuakerProblems

ATTN: Members of the #CultOfRamenCatholicism

Me here at Cult HQ would like to wish you a #MerryFuckingWhatever & provide you with our 2023 Annual Report.

Funds:
$250 in an envelope (tips from work)

Other Assets:
like, some books and arts & crafts crap; snacks

Liabilities:
???

Risks:
my general lack of sanity

What we've accomplished this year:
slowly recovering together from #ReligiousTraumaSyndrome through humor & sarcasm, while improving our smart-assery skills.

Well done!

I GET TO BE SANTA TOMORROW.

Not, like, a real #Santa with a beard (although I bet our tits are similar in size). But I get to give presents to friends, which is true Santa-ness. 🧑‍🎄

#HolidayParty #HolidayGiving
🎁 #MerryFuckingWhatever 🤟