#melonusk - expresses my emotions about this guy…
#fckmsk
@rogue_corq he should totally drive a #Melonsla
@Susan_Larson_TN you should pin this tutorial to your profile, as it explains the mystery of hashtags so well. Who knew?
@rogue_corq Our supercomputer has crunched the numbers, and has found that Nigel Farage is actually a cunt.
#MelonX satellite photo of our new #Melonsla #Gigamelon.
This clearly photo-shopped image has been doing the rounds, and I'd like to refute its authenticity.
I have NEVER given birth to a melon while wearing a white t-shirt.