If #MelonUsk had to design a bridge, I think he'd go for a design like this. #Sakurabashi bridge in #Sumida ward #Tokyo #Japan #日本 #東京 #墨田区 #桜橋
#melonusk - expresses my emotions about this guy…
#fckmsk

Goblin.

Goblin deez nutz

#melonusk

@rogue_corq he should totally drive a #Melonsla

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@Susan_Larson_TN you should pin this tutorial to your profile, as it explains the mystery of hashtags so well. Who knew?

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@rogue_corq Our supercomputer has crunched the numbers, and has found that Nigel Farage is actually a cunt.

#melonusk

@krypt3ia you tell 'em!

#melonusk

#MelonX satellite.

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#MelonX satellite photo of our new #Melonsla #Gigamelon.

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This clearly photo-shopped image has been doing the rounds, and I'd like to refute its authenticity.

I have NEVER given birth to a melon while wearing a white t-shirt.

#melonusk