Lolololololo! Melania grossed just $16M worldwide! Remember, it collected $8M during opening weekend from friends and family.

#MelaniaMovie #BezosBribe #BezosBomb #BoycottAmazon #BoycottWholeFoods #USPol

Poor Jeff Bezos really needed a hit after that stinker, Melania!

‘Project Hail Mary’ becomes Amazon’s highest-grossing film debut
https://fortune.com/2026/03/22/project-hail-mary-opening-weekend-box-office-ticket-sales-amazon-mgm-highest-grossing-debut/

#MelaniaMovie #BezosBribe #BezosBomb #BoycottAmazon #BoycottWholeFoods #USPol

The Melania Trump "documentary" was like a late-night infomercial for a DC event-planning firm...that might possibly also offer high-end escorts?

Just so so very bafflingly bad.

#melaniatrump #melaniamovie

Maybe throw in some used bath water?

‘Melania’ Movie Goes to Streaming After Humiliating Box Office Bomb
https://www.thedailybeast.com/obsessed/melania-movie-goes-to-streaming-after-humiliating-box-office-bomb/

#MelaniaMovie #BezosBribe #BezosBomb #BoycottAmazon #BoycottWholeFoods #USPol

Despite having been mocked out of the theatres immediately after its release, I am still seeing a few reviews pop up in my social media feed for the #MelaniaMovie .

(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)

#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Puns #Melania #MelaniaTrump #FilmReviews #FilmCritics #MovieReviews #Lincoln #AbrahamLincoln

IN CASE YOU WERE WONDERING (like I was) how much money the #MelaniaMovie (Jeff Bezos' $70 Million dollar bribe) has made one month in:

It made $7M in the U.S. (almost nothing in the UK) it's opening weekend, but (as you'd expect) interest PLUNGED after that.

So far, "Melania The Movie" has grossed $16.3M worldwide.

#MostCorruptPresidentInHistory #GrifterInChief #Emoluments
https://www.forbes.com/sites/timlammers/2026/02/25/how-much-money-has-melania-trump-documentary-made-in-theaters-so-far/

After a second disastrous weekend drop in ticket sales for the much-maligned “Melania” movie, executives at Amazon Studios are pinning their hopes on new Prime Video sign-ups when the box office disaster becomes available for streaming.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!

Maybe throw in some used Melania bath water as additional disincentive!

https://www.rawstory.com/melania-movie-flop/

#MelaniaMovie #BezosBribe #BezosBomb #BoycottAmazon #BoycottWholeFoods #USPol

Slab lounge Podcast – Exorcist/House of The Dead Movie Reboots, Pirate Software Drama

#slablounge, #thehatchery, #melaniamovie, #madhenhouse, #podcast, #anime 🎙️ Welcome to the Slab Lounge Podcast! This week, we dive deep into the exhilarating world of reboots, exploring the eerie realms of the *Exorcist* and the action-packed *House of the Dead*. Join us as we discuss the latest Hollywood drama surrounding pirate software, unraveling its impact on theaters and…

https://madhenhouse.wpcomstaging.com/2026/02/13/slab-lounge-podcast-exorcist-house-of-the-dead-movie-reboots-pirate-software-drama/?utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=jetpack_social