Despite having been mocked out of the theatres immediately after its release, I am still seeing a few reviews pop up in my social media feed for the #MelaniaMovie .

(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)

#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Puns #Melania #MelaniaTrump #FilmReviews #FilmCritics #MovieReviews #Lincoln #AbrahamLincoln

IN CASE YOU WERE WONDERING (like I was) how much money the #MelaniaMovie (Jeff Bezos' $70 Million dollar bribe) has made one month in:

It made $7M in the U.S. (almost nothing in the UK) it's opening weekend, but (as you'd expect) interest PLUNGED after that.

So far, "Melania The Movie" has grossed $16.3M worldwide.

#MostCorruptPresidentInHistory #GrifterInChief #Emoluments
https://www.forbes.com/sites/timlammers/2026/02/25/how-much-money-has-melania-trump-documentary-made-in-theaters-so-far/

After a second disastrous weekend drop in ticket sales for the much-maligned “Melania” movie, executives at Amazon Studios are pinning their hopes on new Prime Video sign-ups when the box office disaster becomes available for streaming.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!

Maybe throw in some used Melania bath water as additional disincentive!

https://www.rawstory.com/melania-movie-flop/

#MelaniaMovie #BezosBribe #BezosBomb #BoycottAmazon #BoycottWholeFoods #USPol

Slab lounge Podcast – Exorcist/House of The Dead Movie Reboots, Pirate Software Drama

#slablounge, #thehatchery, #melaniamovie, #madhenhouse, #podcast, #anime 🎙️ Welcome to the Slab Lounge Podcast! This week, we dive deep into the exhilarating world of reboots, exploring the eerie realms of the *Exorcist* and the action-packed *House of the Dead*. Join us as we discuss the latest Hollywood drama surrounding pirate software, unraveling its impact on theaters and…

https://madhenhouse.wpcomstaging.com/2026/02/13/slab-lounge-podcast-exorcist-house-of-the-dead-movie-reboots-pirate-software-drama/?utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=jetpack_social

The Rotten Tomatoes critic-audience gap for the Melania film broke the record previously held by the 2024 Reagan biopic, which was 18% vs 98%.

#MelaniaMovie #BezosBribe #BezosBomb #BoycottAmazon #BoycottWholeFoods #USPol

Come on, MAGA! Buy more tickets, or Trump won't invite you to his ballroom!

#MelaniaMovie #BezosBribe #BezosBomb #BoycottAmazon #BoycottWholeFoods #USPol

LOL. This is how Trump will stuff the ballot boxes...

‘Melania’ Attains Biggest Critic-Audience Disparity in Rotten Tomatoes History
https://au.rollingstone.com/movies/movie-news/melania-trump-doc-reviews-rotten-tomatoes-90710/

#MelaniaMovie #BezosBribe #BezosBomb #BoycottAmazon #BoycottWholeFoods #USPol