You Got Your Abortion Bill In My Trans Ban!

Both these tastes taste like shit.

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James Comer Knows What Laws Hunter Biden's Wangle Doodle Broke But SHHHH He Can't Tell You Yet

He'll blow the top off of it sooner or later.

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Lindsey Graham Has Idea To Make Voters Love Republicans Again, It Is Let's Ban Abortions!

Go for it, dude.

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Texas Trump Judge Bans Abortion Pill Nationwide For Entirely Nonsensical Reasons https://www.wonkette.com/mifepristone-fda-banned

#Mifepristone #Abortion #Abortion_rights #Matthew_kacsmaryk #Abortion_pills

Texas Trump Judge Bans Abortion Pill Nationwide For Entirely Nonsensical Reasons

And another judge barred the FDA from banning them. It's Schrodinger's abortion pill!

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Six Things Former Presidents Aren't Allowed To Do After Office! Tabs, Fri., March 17, 2023

All six are 'stay in office.' Morning news roundup!

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Easter Desserts That Will Complete Your Holiday Meal! Tabs, Wed., March 15, 2023

Fuckin right they will! Morning news roundup!

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Gavin Newsom Dumping Walgreens And Any Other Cowards That Cave To Anti-Abortion Fascists

Do not obey in advance.

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Trump Judges, Bad Abortion Laws, And 'Pro-Life' Spiderman

It's your reproductive roundup!

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8 Secrets Of People Whose Houses Smell Amazing! Tabs, Wed., Feb. 8, 2023

You're telling me litter boxes and diaper pails smell *bad*? Morning news roundup!

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