James Comer Knows What Laws Hunter Biden's Wangle Doodle Broke But SHHHH He Can't Tell You Yet
He'll blow the top off of it sooner or later.
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Lindsey Graham Has Idea To Make Voters Love Republicans Again, It Is Let's Ban Abortions!
Go for it, dude.
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Texas Trump Judge Bans Abortion Pill Nationwide For Entirely Nonsensical Reasons
And another judge barred the FDA from banning them. It's Schrodinger's abortion pill!
WonketteSix Things Former Presidents Aren't Allowed To Do After Office! Tabs, Fri., March 17, 2023
All six are 'stay in office.' Morning news roundup!
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Easter Desserts That Will Complete Your Holiday Meal! Tabs, Wed., March 15, 2023
Fuckin right they will! Morning news roundup!
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Gavin Newsom Dumping Walgreens And Any Other Cowards That Cave To Anti-Abortion Fascists
Do not obey in advance.
WonketteTrump Judges, Bad Abortion Laws, And 'Pro-Life' Spiderman
It's your reproductive roundup!
Wonkette8 Secrets Of People Whose Houses Smell Amazing! Tabs, Wed., Feb. 8, 2023
You're telling me litter boxes and diaper pails smell *bad*? Morning news roundup!
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