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Funny Quote of the Day: "The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter." - Winston Churchill

Funny Quote of the Day: "No man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar." - Abraham Lincoln

Funny Quote of the Day: "I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member." - Groucho Marx

Funny Quote of the Day: "My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff cheaper." - Amy Sedaris

Funny Quote of the Day: "Never floss with a stranger." - Joan Rivers

Funny Quote of the Day: "Gambling: The sure way of getting nothing for something." - Wilson Mizner

Funny Quote of the Day: "Lead us not into temptation. Just tell us where it is; we'll find it." - Sam Levenson

Funny Quote of the Day: "Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't they'd be married too." - H. L. Mencken

Funny Quote of the Day: "We have deep depth." - Yogi Berra

Funny Quote of the Day: "I believe in luck: how else can you explain the success of those you dislike?" - Jean Cocteau