Diimaan BalakrishnanFunny Quote of the Day: "Lead us not into temptation. Just tell us where it is; we'll find it." - Sam Levenson
Funny Quote of the Day: "Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't they'd be married too." - H. L. Mencken
Funny Quote of the Day: "We have deep depth." - Yogi Berra
Funny Quote of the Day: "I believe in luck: how else can you explain the success of those you dislike?" - Jean Cocteau
Funny Quote of the Day: "If it was raining soup, the Irish would go out with forks." - Brendan Behan
Funny Quote of the Day: "I can speak Esperanto like a native." - Spike Milligan
Funny Quote of the Day: "Ask five economists and you'll get five different answers - six if one went to Harvard." - Edgar Fiedler
Funny Quote of the Day: "The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs." - Charles de Gaulle
Funny Quote of the Day: "A woman is like a tea bag - you can't tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water." - Eleanor Roosevelt
Funny Quote of the Day: "I don't try to describe the future. I try to prevent it." - Ray Bradbury