#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingHappyHumpDayNotNews… #NotNearly24… #OftenLess… #FrequentlyFewer… #IT’s #JustNotNews…

#DearFollowers; the #MoreAstute among you may have #Noticed that I’ve #Dumped a #Bunch of #Follows this week… #DontFeelBad #AboutIT; #IT’s #NothingPersonal and #WithABitOfLuck you’ll #BarelyNotice #AnyChange to your #MastodonExperience…

#IF you want to #KeepFollowing, #PleaseDo; you’re #MoreThanWelcome, although I can’t #Imagine why you’d want to. #ITs #NotLike you ever #Like or #Boost #MyStuff unless I’m #Interacting with you and #EvenThen, #IT’s often very #HitAndMiss… #EnjoyYourLives #SuchAsTheyAre and let me #WishYou #HappyTravels and #AdventuresInTheFediverse…

#IF you should need me for #Something; #HitMeUp via #DMs; otherwise #PeaceOut..

1: #KnowTheRules
2: #RememberTheRules
3: #TryNotToKillAnyone

#RedBeanBearSaysSo…

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It's only early afternoon and already I've witnessed a baby gorilla's health check; been to a lesbian nightclub in Paris; enjoyed numerous delicious breakfasts and seen Zelenskyy holding a basket of kittens. I've enjoyed beautiful art, poetry and photography. I've learned about Mongol horses and gazed at flowers, trees, berries and an Egret in Germany. And, of course, cats, dogs, birds and foxes.

Beat that Twitter!

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