How can the court room be THIS quiet while someone is being cross examined about "wet ass pussy"...

This is definitely #MastodonAfterDark material...

https://youtu.be/1b9kqkPkgqY

#WAP #MeganTheeStallion #AdamsCountySheriff #Ohio #Afroman #rap #popmusic

Lazy Sunday mood.
I’m settled in, legs crossed, feeling relaxed and a little bored while football plays in the background.
Tell me—who are you rooting for today?

#SundayVibes #CurvyConfidence #MastodonAfterDark

Rise up, night owls! 🦉 While they sleep, we binge. While they dream, we spiral. Drop your midnight podcast snack of choice and tag another night creature. Let's build the most chaotic late-night community on Mastodon. Listen Now: https://player.captivate.fm/show/3f74ae30-ed7e-4c5d-853a-b30a91f877c/latest/ #NightOwlRebellion #MidnightBinge #MastodonAfterDark

NEW sex toy review!

The JodiVibe Diana Vibrator is an elegant dual stim toy combining G-spot vibes with clit suction. Sounds heavenly, right? I gave it a thorough test — find out what I thought of it; what worked & what didn’t😢

My full review with video 👉 https://carasutra.com/review/jodivibe-diana-vibrator-review-clit-suction-dual-stim-sex-toy/

#SexToys #SexToyReview #ClitSuction #DualStimVibrator #FeministTech #AdultToys #MastodonAfterDark #JodiVibe #sponsored

JodiVibe Diana Vibrator Review: Clit Suction Dual Stim Sex Toy

My review of the JodiVibe Diana Vibrator, a dual stim toy pairing G-spot vibes with clit-suction bliss. Is it heaven? Find out inside! >>

Cara Sutra

Well, I didn't expect insomnia.

How is #mastodonafterdark these days?

I know some people that have strong opinions about #snap packages and so this may be a hot take: snaps > #appimages

Snaps, like #flatpak, just work for me. I cannot say the same for appimages.

#HotTake #MastodonAfterDark

Enchanted Vanilla Cake

The final product is melt-in-your-mouth tender on account of the use of low-protein flour and beating the egg whites before gently folding them into the final batter.

#BakingDay #Baking #Recipes #Food #MastodonAfterDark

https://helplessduck.wordpress.com/2024/07/05/enchanted-vanilla-cake/

Enchanted Vanilla Cake

The final product is melt-in-your-mouth tender on account of the use of low-protein flour and and beating the egg whites before gently folding them into the final batter.

Helpless Duck

@GuyDudeman Then I will do my best to bring her to ecstasy. "E! E!" *cummings*

#MastodonAfterDark